he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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