Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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