What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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