nut hugger
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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