I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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