i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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