its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Pooping to opera.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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