Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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