i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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