I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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