Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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