i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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