If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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