I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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