Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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