you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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