Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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