haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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