North Korea, Best Korea!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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