Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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