apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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