on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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