Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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