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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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