I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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