Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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