Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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