how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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