I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Panties = found
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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