Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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