wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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