I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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