The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY