I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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