Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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