You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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