This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Found your dick twin last night
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
is it fun? or sober?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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