And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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