i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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