I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I have post one night stand depression
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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