Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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