Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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