Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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