dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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