the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ok first of all what the fuck
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