As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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