this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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