fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.