If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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