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I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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