Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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