She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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