im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it