i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do vagina's smell?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger