well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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