he wants to bone in the snuggie
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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